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Ian Gallardo the Web Developer

I'm an aspiring designer / photographer based in Michigan. If it's got pixels, HTML, or an aperture, I'm all over it. Interests include Frank Sinatra, driving slow on Sunday morning, and gaming on my computer. My style? Throw in two parts minimalist, one part flair, a handful of humor and a dash of cowboy. Blend until smooth. Enjoi.

“Master! Crystalline particles of water are besieging us - stand back!”
“They sure are, Beggie. It’s called snow.”
“‘Snow’, you call it? I see. My urine can melt it quickly. Give me a few moments and I’ll urinate on everything we own; that way, we’ll protect ourselves from this ‘snow’.”
“Let’s stick to a shovel and salt for now.”
“Aye, Master.”

“Master! Crystalline particles of water are besieging us - stand back!”

“They sure are, Beggie. It’s called snow.”

“‘Snow’, you call it? I see. My urine can melt it quickly. Give me a few moments and I’ll urinate on everything we own; that way, we’ll protect ourselves from this ‘snow’.”

“Let’s stick to a shovel and salt for now.”

“Aye, Master.”

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