(AUBURN HILLS, MI). The fabled NJ (newbie junkeverywhereis ) has been spotted among the ruins of a inflatable ball pit. Amateur photographer claims her pictures prove the NJ exists. For researchers, this is the latest in nearly a hundred sightings since 2008.
The creature is reported to possess a small stature, unlimited energy and an affinity for grapes.
In 2010, masses were shocked with the reported capture of a NJ stateside, but testing determined it was a stuffed chimpanzee toy.
Posted January 12, 2011 at 6:03pm