“Beggie, what are you’re looking at?”
“Nothing, Master, just doing my hourly perimeter sweep. No one will encroach upon the command center without me knowing about it. I will uphold my orders with utmost conviction.”
“Perimeter sweep? Sounds like overkill; all I really need is for you to woof real loud like when you hear the doorbell.”
“Negative, Master. I am ever vigilant against all intruders. Please note, our main threat is the Pomeranian and his owner two units down. I’ve witnessed him peeing on my hydrant. MY HYDRANT. But do not worry master. I’ve already set up incendiary shells to detonate the next time he comes near my hydrant. Let them come. They will burn.”
“…No more daytime tv for you, Beggie.”
Posted August 9, 2010 at 9:31pm
